Important headline from CNN: Sounds were gunshots, not rare woodpecker. I hope this clarifies matters for everyone. In other news, it appears that, if I were a package in Debian GNU/Linux, my package name would be: ajf-curses. I think this demonstrates why this "what whatever are you?" type of web-amusement-thingy is evil and must be stopped.
I've used the dodgy @import thing to prevent Netscape 4 from making this page any uglier than I intended it to be. (Netscape 4 doesn't understand @import, so it never sees the style rules which were causing it some confusion.)
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